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A uniporn (from Latin anus 'starfish' and cornu 'horn') is a sexually advanced mythological creature of the night. Though the modern popular fetish surrounding the uniporn often refers to that of a horse with a horn on its forehead "doing" another horse with a horn on it's forehead, the traditional uniporn also included Squirrel fuckery, Narcat sex, and the general body of behaviors relating to chasing Nartail. Jessypoo McUnipornlover observed in The Uniporn all up in the Lake that "The uniporn is the most fabulously hung beast. It does not seem to have been conceived with any of the "human inadequacies". In even the earliest references he is fierce and violently sexual, insatiable and profligate, but always mysterious. He could be captured only by administering huge amounts of Fluzytrazepam, more commonly called Rohypnol by frat bros, and his single horn was said to neutralize any and all pussy."

Petey said it COULD NOT BE DONE! But we did it anyway!!!!

NEW TO THE SITE: TWO SIGNED LEGEND MOVIE POSTERS AND ONE UNICORN SIGNED BY TOM CRUISE OF LEGEND FAME!!!!!!!!!!!